I just bought myself a cleaning robot last week. I have saved up in secret to buy this very handy piece of cleaning equipment. I keep him in a secret compartment under the stairs so my husband won't find him, and I only let him out when my husband is at work. You see I want my husband to think I do all the house cleaning. I want him to be proud of me and see me as a very capable wife. Plus I like to use the fact that I do all the cleaning and laundry as leverage whenever it's convenient. But now I have Alan, my cherished assistant.